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My prediction: 55%

That's the percentage of the vote I believe Obama will have on election day.

I think the Democrats will gain on their majority in Congress, and could wind up with 60 Senate seats.

And will take a mandate like this to fix what ails our world.  It will take a message like this to be sent to ...   more »

If you haven't heard, they've paved Paradise and put up a parking lot. Interestingly, Paradise in this case, is the site of the 1969 music festival known as Woodstock, in Bethel, New York.

A gentleman named Alan Gerry has been the driving force behind Bethel Woods Center for the Performing Arts. And what has been built on the original site ...   more »

So my son is back in the hospital- Morgan Stanley Children's Hospital of New York at Columbia Presbyterian Doctors and Surgeons Hospital- what a mouthful!

This entry is not about the long horrible story of my son (if you're interested, click here). This entry is about a weird convergence of previous entries about hospitalizations and toilets.

You see, the ...   more »

"I have 97 friends." the kid said to me. The kid was about 22 years old.

"Wow." I replied. "You must have some rockin' parties!"

"Well, most of them, I've really never met."

"Friends you've never met?" I queried. "How can they be your friends if you've never met them?"

"They're my online friends. They my Facebook and MySpace ...   more »

Fathers' Day is one of those days that makes a man take stock of his life. Where he's been; where he's at, maybe even where he's going. And, in my house, it is one of the most relaxing days of the year, just as I like it.

In years past, before M&K (Marriage and Kids), my dad and I usually ...   more »

There are days I feel young, and there are days I feel old. Today is a gorgeous Memorial Day, and I've got a bit o'juice flowin.' Been up early and went food shopping for a coupla racks of big honkin'poke spareribs that I'm gonna BBQ up on the grill for some friends this evening. The yard's starting to look decent, ...   more »

We've all done it. The self-affirming little search that you do when you post your own name in the little box and see what comes up.

At this point, I've done it often enough over the years, that I see the same articles about me in trade magazines pop up, and of course, this stupid blog.

The real fun begins ...   more »

No not the Elvis Costello song. I'm talking boobs. Hooters, knobs, funbags.

I've always been a big fan of breasts, especially on women. Some guys say they like legs, or asses, but hey, I got legs and an ass. I want a new toy.

So anyway, one of the hotties from my old job, who's a friend of mine, ...   more »

My good friend, Colonel JT "Beefcake" Thompson was telling me about something his 8 year old daughter did the other day that I think will affect the English vernacular. .....   more »